Why do people work so hard to save themselves work? Why is simplicity so complicated?

How time flies. I'll have to give an agonizing account the grilled fish tacos that I made on Superbowl Sunday while untold thousands of annoying, self-serving Oakland fans got disappointed. (I refer only to the fairweather Oakland fans who live here, which is not Oakland)

two weeks and one day of unemployment; less than I expected.