I have quit my job. It is a remarkably liberating experience. To avoid any lawsuits arising from my vitriolic attitude toward my former job, I will merely describe my ex-employer as an enormous coffee chain with green aprons. Very corporate, very politically correct. Amazingly bad for one's self esteem.
I think I like this whole "not working" thing. I have to get a job now, though. Perhaps something less demeaning and frivolous.