Dubyah

George W. Bush, you are a real piece of work. You woodenly read a corny speech written by your lackeys and expect to convince anyone to vote for you? You couldn't manage a convenience store, much less a country, you swaggering chimpanzee. Things would be better if there simply were no one in the Oval Office. We would do fine on inertia for a decade or so.

Speaking as objectively as possible, I make the observation that the Democratic National Convention was more positive in tone and eloquent in character than the Republican National Convention, which was negative in tone and bluntly vicious (particularly that backward hick Zell Miller), as well as evasive of the issues. Vice President Cheney, bloodless corporate manipulator that he is, can speak fairly well. He has gravitas, and he actually commands the English language, unlike his slack-jawed used-car-salesman of a boss. I actually think he would have been a better president because he's a CEO kind of animal.

Of course, all of the carefully screened people in attendance cheered on cue. The dead soldiers who mistakenly thought that their children were orphaned for a good reason did not applaud.

George W. Bush, you are a draft-dodging, falsely pious, dangerously proud fool. I hope you lose and crawl back into the bottle, asswipe.